Oh, damn it. Perhaps equally as horrifying as potentially scarring a child, of course Fabrice would run into someone he knows while a deer. Of course he would.

"Yes, hello. Bach, right?" He runs a hand awkwardly through his hair, trying to think of how he can best explain his situation. His mind remains blank. "And who is this young man?"

"I actually work at the zoo full time," he explains. "And during our petting zoo days, we do sometimes have deer."